kreidindirty:

millions of fans are suffering from fomoh or fear of missing out on hockey
[alex ovechkin voice] don’t be one of them

(via david-krej)

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typaulseguin:

I get so nervous when the puck is in front of Dallas’ net

(via mrstylerseguin91)

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ashotongoal:

Dallas vs Anaheim is really who has the better crest involving the letter d.

(via mrstylerseguin91)

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advice for new hockey fans

bruins-babe:

  • dont
  • stop
  • back out while you can
  • abort mission

(via mouthymarchy)

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jimmyhowie:

the end of playoff games

image

(via mouthymarchy)

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kess-my-ass:

The playoffs dont make us assholes they make us release our inner assholes

(via mouthymarchy)

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phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

(via hortonforever8)

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via mouthymarchy)

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dysphoricsylph:

Olesya Novikova in The Sleeping Beauty. 

kess-my-ass:

HEY BALDIE SIT DOWN LITERALLY RYAN GETZLAF SIT DOWN ON THE BENCH AND DONT GET UP DONT SCORE ANY MORE GOALS GLUE YOUR ENTIRE TEAM TO THE BENCH

(via mouthymarchy)

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