how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee)

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do